So - they dont sell magic mushrooms in the local headshop anymore apparently. Not since July 18th anyway. Theyre illegal now. Like... oooh... illegal.... The proprietor, an old sonambulistic ratty man who occasionally wakes up just in time to overcharge some poor greenback for redundant bong technology, today informed me that psychedelic shrooms have recently become the target of a little witch-hunt by the grey men of westminster.
These innocent fungi, who have lived on this planet quite happily for millions of years before we mammals even thought of evolving, and who have until late been a welcome guest at many foward thinking social gathering, have been designated as 'terrorists' and 'enemies of democracy' by Tony Blair's 'more sensible than thou' crackpot amoral 'government'. No big deal? Think again. This is a declaration of war. What if the tables were turned? Just imagine the headlines in the Sun if a 'yet to be discovered' type of mushroom were to outlaw the human species and make our very existence a crime. What if  humanity itself were deemed to be 'a bit too trippy' for the weak stomaches and minds of the children of the prime-minister of shroom world to deal with? I'm really annoyed about this one, partly because smug murdering tories dressed up as godly Labour statesmen shouldnt interfere with my buzz, but mostly cos there were at least two kinds I still havn't had a go on yet.
So - anyone know any trippy legal drugs that actually work?

So yeah - that post was by me. But since we are on the subject of psychoactive drugs, its quite appropriate that I should lose track of my identity and forget to sign it. Am I going off topic here? Or have I just learned that identity is the last barrier to truly knowing ones self and with losing it I have at last reached my inner being.

If you want to get into it - you've got to get out of it.

Nice rant ] I could really use some srooms. Just the thing for this weekend, now I've hollowed out my pupkin and all that. You could always try nutmeg - it's supposed to work if you have enough. Or Deadly Nightshade - the plant. But don't it eat - it's poisonous. I think you rub it on your privates. An old witch trick. It's where the myth about flying on broomsticks comes from - tripsticks - haha! Re: Tunes. The good old days of Uruk Hai - from whose magic spore came Reactor If I look hard enough I might find an old tape somewhere. But for those not old enough, or wise enough, got any digital you wanna share?

Remeber kids, don't do drugs, as they seriously fuck you up. Trust me, I visited my schizophrenic cousin in a mental institution beacsue she did too much drugs when she was younger. And it wasn't a pleasant experience. And i wouldn't want that fate to be bestowed on someone undeserving. you have a choice. Sorry to preach, i just have strong feelings on this.

Dont panic dude - I'm not recommending that anyone takes drugs. That choice is for each individual to make for themselves and it should be a well informed choice where possible. Psychedelic drugs are very powerful and unpredictable.
My Dad has an identical story that he used to tell us to put us off LSD when we were teenagers. I'm sure most people know someone who has suffered from a mental illness, it is very common. But your cousin isnt schizophrenic because she did too many drugs. Schizophrenia is a disease, not a trip that didn't wear off. Visiting people locked up in institutions is never a pleasant experience, its a shame that as a society we do it so much to people who don't share our way of seeing the world.

Lmao, Im in America. Trippy & works + Legal = Nonexistant!

But back on subject,
actually, you kinda can get schizo because of drugs... maybe not exactly the disease schyzophrenia, but you can permatrip cause of brain damange and like crystalized particals forming in your brain (I dont remember all the details it was science back when I was still taking classes on science).

But Ewan WAS talking about taking drugs that were legal at the time he was taking them, so its not like there was anything wrong with shroomin before.

As for shrooms being harmless, I was always told they were pretty intense. After all, most fungi are poisonous and there are very few edible mushrooms that exist. Its probably better than theyre illegal to be perfectly honest (I know you dont want to hear that -.o) but I sympathise with the crappyness of the situation.

btw, Uruk Hai anything kicks fucking ass, cause Tolkien was a genius.

yup, that's what happens when you get a random but compelling urge to make a Reactor fansign...

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We're a bit out of season now ('course it wasn't back in October when you posted) but its worth remembering we have some good strains of shrooms that are native to the British Isles, you'll find 'em around Sept/Oct in areas with good drainage, shade & cow shit. The hills around shropshire are famous harvesting grounds! If they grow freely in the wild how can they be illegal?

It's not usually shroom strains that mess people's heads up, its picking the wrong strains by accident.

Lulu