Life is short. And death is certain.
Check out Beethoven's Fifth Symphony for a more succinct explaination.
Beethoven had something to say. But he mostly did instrumentals. Poor bugger was all messed up about Clara Schuman, who was unfortunately already married to another composer, Mr Schuman.
So I have taken a small liberty with the dead man's tune, and written some lyrics for Beethovens fifth.
Sing along - you all know the tune:

YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . 
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . YOU'RE GONNA DIE
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . YOU'RE GONNA DIE
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .
YOU'RE GONNA FUCK . . ING  . . DIE!

YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .
YOU'RE FUCKING DYING
YOU'RE FUCKING DYING
YOU'RE FUCKING DYING, FUCKING DYING, FUCKING DYING, FUCKING DYING, GONNA DIE!
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .
YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . . YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .  YOU'RE GONNA DIE . . .
etc. It just gets better and better

I think Beethoven was better most of the shat in the charts today. Who is with me?